BROHOOF

I wear buttondowns (My entire wardrobe)
Rarity: *GASP!*
and dress slacks or long pants are the entirety of my pants wardrobe, (Shorts are evil!) 
Rarity: *Faints*
like two leather belts, and an assortment of ties.
Rarity: *Frothing*
but considering that I also wear a knit cap, an army bomber, and a scarf everyday, no one can tell I am a fan... until I make a reference
Then they know.
or ask what I'm writing about (PONIES)